Saturday, December 31, 2011

10 Best Games or Sporting Events I Watched This Year

10. PGA Championship: Rookie Keegan Bradley wins the PGA















9. Braves/Pirates 19 inning game: Braves beat Pirates in 19 innings on likely the worst missed call of 2011














8. The Masters: Charl Schwartzel wins on thrilling final day














7. Super Bowl: Injury plagued Green Bay Packers beat Pittsburgh Steelers














6. Japan beats U.S. in Women's World Cup on Penalty Kicks













5. Dallas Mavericks comeback in game 2 of NBA Finals to beat Miami heat















4. Rookie Trevor Bayne wins the Daytona 500 in just his second career start













3. Dan Wheldon wins the Indy 500 when rookie and probably winner J.R. Hildebrand wrecks in final turn












2. Game 6 of World Series: Back and forth game ends on extra innings walkoff by St. Louis Cardinals third baseman David Freese












1. NASCAR Sprint Cup finale at Homestead-Miami where Tony Stewart and Carl Edwards duke it out for the closest championship in NASCAR history


Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Leaning on Tebow's Everlasting Arm


Y’all remember in May when that crazy old Christian radio dude Harold Camping said that he had a mathematical equation that told him the rapture would occur and the world would come to an end on May 21. Then when that didn’t happen he said that his math was wrong and he was off by five months and the rapture would actually occur on October 21. And, then when that didn’t happen he said that it actually had happened, but the ones of us who were left behind had not been taken up to our savior’s home in the sky.

Well, I believe Harold Camping was right. Now, I know it might sound crazy, but hear me out. I believe that Camping was in fact telling the truth after the first wrong prediction when he said he was off by five months and I too believe him when he said that the rapture did in fact happen on October 21.

Why? Because two days after that a returned Jesus Christ inhabited the body of Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow and the lowly Broncos beat the Miami Dolphins. They would lose the next week to the Detroit Lions, but then they would embark on a six-game winning streak that could only be referred to as miraculous.

Sure, the Mighty Tebows lost pretty handedly to the New England Patriots on Sunday, but they had to because people were catching on and you don’t want anybody jumping on the Jesus bandwagon because they all think they’re going to Hell.

Don’t bandwagoners suck, y’all?

But, here’s the plan between now and the beginning of February. Tebow is going to continue leading the Broncos to victories. He’ll first win the AFC West division, he’ll then beat whoever he has to in the first few rounds of the playoffs and then he’ll take the Super Bowl by storm putting on the greatest show the football world has ever seen, which will include saving Madonna at halftime and then when that clock strikes all zeroes and the Broncos have won the Super Bowl and Tebow the MVP all of the Tebow believers will pile on Tebow’s shoulder pads and ride that highway to the sky, while all of us non-believers will die in a fiery blood storm that will include getting stomped by Ndamukong Suh, hit in the head by James Harrison and forced to listen to Rex Ryan press conferences for all eternity. For all of us who will face this damnation I can only hope that Tebow will have mercy on our souls.       

Monday, December 19, 2011

My 2011-2012 NBA Season Predictions


 Western Conference

Northwest:

1. Oklahoma City Thunder
2. Portland Trail Blazers
3. Utah Jazz
4. Denver Nuggets
5. Minnesota Timberwolves

Pacific:

1. Los Angeles Clippers
2. Los Angeles Lakers
3. Phoenix Suns
4. Sacramento Kings
5. Golden State Warriors

Southwest:

1. Dallas Mavericks
2. Memphis Grizzlies
3. San Antonio Spurs
4. Houston Rockets
5. New Orleans Hornets

Eastern Conference:
Atlantic:

1. New York Knicks
2. Boston Celtics
3. New Jersey Nets
4. Philadelphia 76ers
5. Toronto Raptors

Central:

1. Chicago Bulls
2. Indiana Pacers
3. Milwaukee Bucks
4. Detroit Pistons
5. Cleveland Cavaliers

Southeast:

1. Miami Heat
2. Atlanta Hawks
3. Orlando Magic
4. Washington Wizards
5. Charlotte Bobcats

Western Playoffs: 1. Thuder 2. Mavericks 3. Clippers 4. Lakers 5. Grizzlies 6. Spurs 7. Blazers 8. Suns

Eastern Playoffs: 1. Heat 2. Bulls 3. Knicks 4. Celtics 5. Hawks 6. Magic 7. Pacers 8. Bucks

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Peyton Manning not worthy of MVP votes


There are some people out there, experts included, who believe that Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning might receive a few MVP  votes when writers vote for the award following the end of the NFL season. Manning, of course, has been injured and hasn’t played a single down this year, but his loss for the Colts has led to 13 straight losses and the high probability of going 0-16. Manning not playing this year has proved more than ever how valuable he is and MVP does stand for Most Valuable Player. There is also no rule stating that a player must actually play to receive votes or even win the award. I wouldn’t be shocked if he received a vote or two or even more myself, but I do think even receiving one MVP vote would be wrong.

I think many, many decades ago when writers came up with the term Most Valuable Player that they truly meant that term to mean the Best Player of the Year, which most times is probably the case anyway. However, I think that sometimes, and this year is the case, that people seem to take the word ‘valuable’ in the award’s title way too seriously. We all know that Manning is incredibly valuable to the Colts, but Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is having an all-time great year at his position and other NFL players are having fantastic years as well. So, let’s end the ridiculous talk about Peyton Manning as MVP.  

Monday, December 12, 2011

Momma's Don't Let Your Babies Root for the Cowboys


This is to the tune of Waylon & Willie's country music classic "Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys" ... it probably could have been better, but I didn't have too much time to perfect it. 

Momma's Don't Let Your Babies Root for the Cowboys

Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to trust.
You pick ‘em to win the division and then they’ll go bust.
Lonestar on their helmets and overrated QBs,
And each night you curse Romo’s name.
If you always root for them, and you don't die young,
You’ll prob'ly switch to the Saints.

Mamas, don't let your babies root for the Cowboys.
Don't let 'em bet on ‘em because they all suck.
Let 'em root for the Packers and Niners and Broncs.
Mamas don't let your babies root for the Cowboys.
'Cos they'll never win games and they don’t have brains.
Even they don’t give a fuck.

Cowboys like throwing interceptions and giving up touchdowns,
Icing their own kickers and losing to teams that play right.
Them that don't know them won't like them and them that do,
Sometimes will wish that they didn’t
They’re just wrong, and indifferent but their pride won't let them,
Do things to win the game tonight.

Mamas, don't let your babies root for the Cowboys.
Don't let 'em bet on ‘em because they all suck.
Make 'em root for the Texans and Dolphins and Buccs.
Mamas don't let your babies root for the Cowboys.
'Cos they'll never win games and they don’t have brains.
Even they don’t give a fuck.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Why I Hope the Lakers Don't Acquire Both Dwight Howard & Chris Paul ...



Reports came out late last night that the Los Angeles Lakers are pursuing the possibility of acquiring both all star center Dwight Howard and all star point guard Chris Paul via trade and they are willing to trade anybody and everybody that isn’t Kobe Bryant. 

Howard and Paul will be the two biggest free agents after the next season and because the Orlando Magic and New Orleans Hornets both don’t want the possibility of their stars leaving via free agency without anything in return there is a great chance that both could be moved before this season starts on Christmas. 

Acquiring both Howard and Paul would of course be a huge move for the Lakers and probably would make them the favorite this season, but I’m 100 percent against the Lakers doing this.

Why?

Because I’m sick of what appears to be the new movement in the NBA for a handful of teams to create “super teams.”

The Miami Heat started this before last season with LeBron James, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh and now it seems every team with the means and money wants to model themselves in the same fashion.  

Some people say “super teams” are great for the NBA. I, frankly, don’t understand how that can possibly be the case. If you create even just a handful of “super teams” or maybe not even that many you are basically going to have a league for a few years where those “super teams” will be the only teams capable of winning a championship and all other teams will basically be screwed. Multiple teams creating “super teams” dilutes the NBA and for that reason it’s obviously a bad thing for the sport.  

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

My 2011 NASCAR Recap: The Best & Worst of the Season


2011 was certainly one of the more interesting years in recent NASCAR history. Here is my little recap of the season with the best and worst moments and drivers of the year. 1) sorry that it’s over a week late 2) I would’ve loved to have gone more in-depth on it, but just don’t have the time.

Best Driver:
Tony Stewart- It’s certainly debatable whether or not Tony Stewart actually had the best all around year in NASCAR, but what’s not debatable is that he showed he was the sport’s best driver during the 10-race playoff. That was simply put the greatest driving I’ve ever seen in 10 years as a NASCAR fan.


Best Achievement:
Tony Stewart winning career third championship after winning five of the 10 playoff races. Stewart didn’t win a single race during the NASCAR Sprint Cup regular season. His Chase performance will certainly go down as one of the greatest moments in NASCAR history.


Most Disappointing Driver:
Denny Hamlin- Denny Hamlin knocked on the door big time in 2010 and looked like he was primed to take the championship last year from Jimmie Johnson. He didn’t, but he certainly looked like he might be the biggest contender coming into the season. Despite making the Chase for the Championship he struggled for much of the season, winning only one race in the spring at Texas.

Best Crew Chief:
Bob Osborne- More often than not the best crew chief of the year will be the crew chief of the driver considered to have been the best driver, but not this year. Bob Osborne, the crew chief for Carl Edwards, was maybe the biggest reason why Edwards was the main contender from the start of the season to the finish. Edwards was the sport’s most consistent driver all year and the two have a great chemistry.

Best Season by a Non-Chase Driver:  
Kasey Kahne- This basically means you’re only the 13th best driver of the year, so congratulations to Kasey Kahne for being the best of the worst. If Kahne had been in the chase he would’ve scored very high as the last 10 races of the season were probably his best stretch that included a win at Phoenix to snap a long winless drought. Kahne likely won’t have any more droughts of that size again, as he goes to Hendrick Motorsports next season and will have the best equipment in the business.


Biggest Turnaround:
Brad Keselowski- I expected big things from Brad Keselowski in 2010 in his first full season in the Sprint Cup series. What we got from him in 2010 was a huge disappointment. In 2011, he was a different driver, winning three races at Pocono, Kansas and Bristol all after breaking his ankle in a horrific practice crash at Road Atlanta.

Worst Drop-off:
Denny Hamlin- See ‘biggest disappointment’

Worst Debut:
Andy Lally- This is really by default, just like the rookie of the year award he earned by being the only rookie of the year candidate. Lally is a very talented road course Gran-Am driver who had never had experience in NASCAR before. I’m pretty sure he just ran the full season this year as a favor to owner Kevin Buckland. Next year he returns to Grand-Am racing where he should once again be a star.

Driver to Watch for 2012:
Carl Edwards- This is basically my pick for who I think will win the championship in 2012. For the second year in a row I’m choosing Edwards. I was just off by a tiebreaker this year, so maybe next year will be the year.

Best Rising Star:
Ricky Stenhouse Jr. & Austin Dillon- this one is so close that I had to give it a tie between 2011 Nationwide Series champion Ricky Stenhouse Jr. and Camping World truck series champion Austin Dillon. I expect very big things out of these two going forward.

Best Race & Wildest Race:
Homestead- It looked all year like the best race of the season was going to be the first race of the season the Daytona 500, but it turned out to be the very last race of the season at Homestead thanks to the greatest championship fight in NASCAR history between eventual winner Tony Stewart and runner-up Carl Edwards.

Best Finish:
Daytona 500- It’s the biggest race of the season and it was the debut of the new tandem style racing at the restrictor plate tracks. On a final restart you basically had David Gilliland pushing Carl Edwards toward the win and Bobby Labonte pushing Trevor Bayne, in just his second career Sprint Cup race, toward the win. Bayne was the winner and many called it the biggest shock in NASCAR history. He was certainly the most improbable Daytona 500 winner in NASCAR history.

Best Fight:
Richard Childress vs. Kyle Busch- The best fight in NASCAR this year was actually one that wasn’t even captured on camera. Kyle Busch while driving in a truck series race got into a little bumping incident with Childress driver Joey Coulter, which in turned really pissed off owner Childress who reportedly took off his watch in the garage, handed it to his grandson/driver Austin Dillon and went to beating on Kyle Busch’s head with his fist. Everybody was pretty much in agreement that Busch deserved it.

Biggest Jerk:
Kyle Busch- Kyle Busch really should have a hold on this honor every year, but believe it or not Carl Edwards was my winner of this honor in 2010 and Kyle’s older brother Kurt could’ve easily won it or shared it with him this year. The incident in the second to last truck race of the season in which Kyle Busch intentionally wrecked Ron Hornaday under caution leading to his suspension from the fall Texas Nationwide and Sprint Cup races is the final straw that officially gave Kyle the honor.

Best NASCAR Decision:
Parking Kyle Busch at Texas for Nationwide & Sprint Cup races after intentionally wrecking Ron Hornaday in truck series. It was way past due for NASCAR to try to straighten this punk out.

Worst NASCAR Decision:
NASCAR not finding a way to do away with the tandem racing at Daytona & Talladega which effectively turned four of the most exciting races of the year into less exciting races … but they were still pretty exciting.

Worst Wreck:
David Reutimann at Watkins Glen- still hoping that someday NASCARs will stay on all four wheels during every wreck. Reutimann is very lucky to have walked away from this one. David Ragan also had an extremely hard hit during the wreck.

Best Rivalry:
Tony Stewart vs. Carl Edwards- For most of the season the best rivalry was Kevin Harvick vs. Kyle Busch, but that all changed during the final 10 races of the season.

Best Moment:
Trevor Bayne winning the Daytona 500- If you want a storybook ending to the biggest event in the sport, this was it. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer kid.

Biggest Bonehead Moment:
David Ragan switching lanes on final restart of Daytona 500- We won’t ever know if Ragan would’ve won the Daytona 500 for sure and he did sort of redeem himself by winning his first career race at the Daytona July race, but that was the moment that could forever have us remembering David Ragan as a driver who didn’t win the sport’s biggest race.

Worst Performance:
Jeff Gordon during the Chase- Jeff Gordon had a great regular season winning three races at Phoenix, Pocono and Atlanta and looked like he was maybe the guy to beat going into the Chase … just one problem, he forgot to show up in the Chase. A potential fifth championship quickly turned into an eighth place finish on the season.

Most Embarrassing Moment/Most Unsportsmanlike Moment:
Paul Menard’s intentional wreck at Richmond to help teammate Kevin Harvick win … I lost all respect for Paul Menard at Richmond win he did that to help Kevin Harvick gain insurmountable lead on race leader and probable winner Jeff Gordon leading to Harvick’s win.

Best Silly Season Move:
Clint Bowyer to Michael Waltrip Racing- This was the biggest NASCAR move going into next season. Clint Bowyer is a huge pickup for Michael Waltrip Racing as he instantly becomes the face of that team. However, while it’s a huge move for Waltrip, I’m not sure it is for Bowyer who probably would’ve been better off staying with Richard Childress Racing.

Best Soundbite:
Boris Said at Watkins Glen about Greg Biffle – This is an honor that didn’t appear on my 2010 NASCAR recap last year, but just had to add it this year thanks to Boris Said. It’s the funniest driver postrace interview I’ve ever heard, bar none.

Biggest Surprise:
Regan Smith winning at Darlington – This might be the most arguable one of my entire recap, because most would say it’s Trevor Bayne winning the Daytona 500, but it’s not. You could teach a monkey to drive a car to victory at Daytona because the style of racing. But, Regan Smith had to earn his first career victory at Darlington with some hard driving to hold off Carl Edwards and a great call by his crew chief on pit road to put him out front on a late race caution.

Best Resurgence:
Jeff Gordon- Jeff Gordon’s 2011 season was probably the biggest up and down season of the year (note that I said up and down, if I had said down and up that’d be Tony Stewart). Fantastic regular season, atrocious playoffs. However, his three wins at Phoenix, Pocono and Atlanta were among the most dominant and best driven races of the year, especially the final laps at Atlanta where he held off teammate Jimmie Johnson ... those laps were the best of the season as far as sheer driving talent goes.

Worst Moment: 

This was not a NASCAR moment, but a motorsports moment and it's the day we lost the great Dan Wheldon at Las Vegas in the IndyCar season finale.

Why the BCS Might Not Be So Bad ...



I'm a fan of playoff systems (and am just playing devil's advocate here as I'm not a fan of the BCS system), but the Green Bay Packers winning the Super Bowl as the sixth seed (worst in the NFC), the St. Louis Cardinals winning the World Series as the worst team to make the playoffs, Tony Stewart the 10th place driving during the regular season winning the NASCAR Sprint Cup championship with a hot chase, Virginia Commonwealth making the Final Four when they shouldn't have even made the NCAA tournament to begin with and the Dallas Mavericks winning the NBA title as the third seed in a tough Western Conference could mean that the BCS System is the most accurate system. 

None of these teams mentioned were the best in their leagues or even close to it and all had success and all but VCU have championships. They all got hot and rode it to the end and that makes you really have to sit back and ask yourself is that really a better way to determine a champion than the BCS system. 

If the BCS championship game were to be decided today it would be a rematch between LSU and Alabama and that is the right choice, at least in my opinion, because those two teams are clearly the two best teams in college football this season. 

If things go the way they are supposed to in sports the two best teams in each sport would match up against each other for the championship. In a playoff system that doesn’t always happen, in fact it probably happens less than more, but the BCS system is typically pretty accurate as it is this year. 

Again, I’m not a fan of the BCS system and would prefer to see a playoff installed in college football, but in a year where seemingly every champion came from the back of the pack to win it’s got to make you think.

Monday, November 21, 2011

It's Time to Put an End to NASCAR Stereotypes


I’m very frequently disappointed in people. It’s probably something that I should get over or learn to live with, but I have high standards for everybody (and shouldn’t we all?). Generally I’m disappointed in things that fall on one side of a spectrum. For example, I’m disappointed in those who oppose certain rights, such as gay marriage and I side with the supporters of such rights. However, on Sunday came an issue in which both sides equally disappointed me. It’s not an important issue overall by any means (like gay marriage), but it’s something that means quite a deal to me.

By the way, this is a topic in which some people might not be interested in from the start, but please bare with me and hear me out.

Before Sunday’s season-finale NASCAR race at Homestead-Miami Speedway the First Lady of the United States Michelle Obama and the Second Lady of the United States Jill Biden were on hand to give the command for drivers to start their engines. Mrs. Obama and Mrs. Biden were also at the racetrack to support their charitable campaign to support military veterans and their families.

As Mrs. Obama and Mrs. Biden were being introduced for the command to fire engines the two were booed by some throughout the crowd. Based on the noise level I would say that the booing was done by the minority of people attending the race.

The booing of the First Lady and the Second Lady is honestly not surprising too me because the majority of NASCAR fans are conservative, though I myself being a huge NASCAR fan am not. I can understand why some in the audience would want to boo the First Lady because of differing politics, but I’m thoroughly disappointed that they chose to do so, especially giving the fact that Mrs. Obama was there to support military vets, something that the majority of conservative NASCAR fans should seemingly be approving of.

It’s not appropriate to boo a First Lady of the United States under any circumstance – no matter what their political affiliations are. The booing of the First Lady at Sunday’s race, and I reiterate that it seemed to be a minority of the crowd, was 100 percent classless and uncalled for. Some people might argue that, but when it comes down to it I think you have got to be respectful to the First Lady under all circumstances.

For the individuals at Sunday’s race to boo Mrs. Obama does more than just make themselves (faceless individuals) look shameful and like complete idiots, it also casts that image upon all NASCAR fans (the majority of them being fine, upstanding people) and furthers the negative stereotypes of the sport.

I am disappointed in those NASCAR fans who made the rest of us look like idiots.

I am also disappointed in many (and believe me there were many) of the people who took to social media sites, like Twitter, following the booing of the First Lady on Sunday to lay down the boom on NASCAR fans.

As I’ve previously stated, those fans were idiots. It’s easy to see that they are idiots and I agree with the many people who said as much. The only problem is that many of those people didn’t stop there. On Sunday following the incident I saw hundreds, if not thousands, of disparaging remarks aimed toward NASCAR fans on Twitter. Because I’m a NASCAR fan it frankly and obviously was upsetting to me. 
Among the terms used for us were: rednecks, hillbillies, methheads, racists, bigots and right-wingers. There were many more epithets hurled toward us, but most of the others were too disgusting and vile to print. The one that bothered me the most was equating all NASCAR fans to racists. That’s the equivalent of equating all Catholics to child molesters. It’s not accurate, and not even close to being so.

Everybody reading this already knows who I am, so there really isn’t a reason for stating this, but here it is anyway … I’m not a redneck. I’m not a hillbilly. I’m not a methhead. I’m not a racist or a bigot. I’m not a right-winger. I probably lean farther left than anybody I know and I’m a hardcore NASCAR fan.

Once again, I understand the disappointment these posters had in the actions from some of these fans, but they fail to see that their statements are just as flagrant. They are calling NASCAR fans bigots because a few people chose to boo the First Lady, but they are in fact themselves being bigots in calling all NASCAR fans rednecks, hillbillies, etc.

Over the years I’ve had people – frequently people who I consider to be friends – use some of these disparaging terms toward me (almost always they use “redneck”) for being a NASCAR fan. Generally when this happens I either completely ignore them or laugh it off and joke back and forth with them. In all truthfulness it hurts me (and until now I don’t think anybody but my girlfriend has known this). Some people are honored to be called “rednecks” and they wear it as a badge of honor. However, “redneck” is a derogatory term and when someone calls me that because I’m a NASCAR fan (even if they mean it in jest) it bothers me, because the very last thing I ever want to be considered is ignorant.  

Surely some of you will think this is making mountains out of molehills, but I take it to heart because for me the things I love, like, admire, respect make up who I am. It might be idiotic on my part, but knocking something so beloved by me and important to me (and this certainly goes for other topics than just NASCAR) is taken by me as a personal slight. I know some of you will understand this, because I’ve seen how much some of you identify with the things you love and adore. What we like and love really does make up a lot of who we are.   

Some NASCAR fans are ignorant, rednecks, racists, etc., but you know what, so are some football fans, basketball fans, baseball fans, etc. However, only NASCAR is so closely affiliated with those terms. Maybe if some of you have previously thought these thoughts you should ask yourselves why?  You’ll probably see that it doesn’t make a lick of sense. 

I’m completely sick of all the negative stereotypes that surround one of my favorite sports and it’s long past time for these horrible stereotypes to stop. Please open up your minds a little and put an end to it.