10 Best Games or Sporting Events I Watched This Year

10. PGA Championship: Rookie Keegan Bradley wins the PGA















9. Braves/Pirates 19 inning game: Braves beat Pirates in 19 innings on likely the worst missed call of 2011














8. The Masters: Charl Schwartzel wins on thrilling final day














7. Super Bowl: Injury plagued Green Bay Packers beat Pittsburgh Steelers














6. Japan beats U.S. in Women's World Cup on Penalty Kicks













5. Dallas Mavericks comeback in game 2 of NBA Finals to beat Miami heat

4. Rookie Trevor Bayne wins the Daytona 500 in just his second career start

3. Dan Wheldon wins the Indy 500 when rookie and probably winner J.R. Hildebrand wrecks in final turn












2. Game 6 of World Series: Back and forth game ends on extra innings walkoff by St. Louis Cardinals third baseman David Freese












1. NASCAR Sprint Cup finale at Homestead-Miami where Tony Stewart and Carl Edwards duke it out for the closest championship in NASCAR history

Leaning on Tebow's Everlasting Arm

Y’all remember in May when that crazy old Christian radio dude Harold Camping said that he had a mathematical equation that told him the rapture would occur and the world would come to an end on May 21. Then when that didn’t happen he said that his math was wrong and he was off by five months and the rapture would actually occur on October 21. And, then when that didn’t happen he said that it actually had happened, but the ones of us who were left behind had not been taken up to our savior’s home in the sky.

Well, I believe Harold Camping was right. Now, I know it might sound crazy, but hear me out. I believe that Camping was in fact telling the truth after the first wrong prediction when he said he was off by five months and I too believe him when he said that the rapture did in fact happen on October 21.

Why? Because two days after that a returned Jesus Christ inhabited the body of Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow and the lowly Broncos beat the Miami Dolphins. They would lose the next week to the Detroit Lions, but then they would embark on a six-game winning streak that could only be referred to as miraculous.

Sure, the Mighty Tebows lost pretty handedly to the New England Patriots on Sunday, but they had to because people were catching on and you don’t want anybody jumping on the Jesus bandwagon because they all think they’re going to Hell.

Don’t bandwagoners suck, y’all?

But, here’s the plan between now and the beginning of February. Tebow is going to continue leading the Broncos to victories. He’ll first win the AFC West division, he’ll then beat whoever he has to in the first few rounds of the playoffs and then he’ll take the Super Bowl by storm putting on the greatest show the football world has ever seen, which will include saving Madonna at halftime and then when that clock strikes all zeroes and the Broncos have won the Super Bowl and Tebow the MVP all of the Tebow believers will pile on Tebow’s shoulder pads and ride that highway to the sky, while all of us non-believers will die in a fiery blood storm that will include getting stomped by Ndamukong Suh, hit in the head by James Harrison and forced to listen to Rex Ryan press conferences for all eternity. For all of us who will face this damnation I can only hope that Tebow will have mercy on our souls.       

My 2011-2012 NBA Season Predictions

 Western Conference

Northwest:

1. Oklahoma City Thunder
2. Portland Trail Blazers
3. Utah Jazz
4. Denver Nuggets
5. Minnesota Timberwolves

Pacific:

1. Los Angeles Clippers
2. Los Angeles Lakers
3. Phoenix Suns
4. Sacramento Kings
5. Golden State Warriors

Southwest:

1. Dallas Mavericks
2. Memphis Grizzlies
3. San Antonio Spurs
4. Houston Rockets
5. New Orleans Hornets

Eastern Conference:
Atlantic:

1. New York Knicks
2. Boston Celtics
3. New Jersey Nets
4. Philadelphia 76ers
5. Toronto Raptors

Central:

1. Chicago Bulls
2. Indiana Pacers
3. Milwaukee Bucks
4. Detroit Pistons
5. Cleveland Cavaliers

Southeast:

1. Miami Heat
2. Atlanta Hawks
3. Orlando Magic
4. Washington Wizards
5. Charlotte Bobcats

Western Playoffs: 1. Thuder 2. Mavericks 3. Clippers 4. Lakers 5. Grizzlies 6. Spurs 7. Blazers 8. Suns

Eastern Playoffs: 1. Heat 2. Bulls 3. Knicks 4. Celtics 5. Hawks 6. Magic 7. Pacers 8. Bucks

Peyton Manning not worthy of MVP votes

There are some people out there, experts included, who believe that Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning might receive a few MVP  votes when writers vote for the award following the end of the NFL season. Manning, of course, has been injured and hasn’t played a single down this year, but his loss for the Colts has led to 13 straight losses and the high probability of going 0-16. Manning not playing this year has proved more than ever how valuable he is and MVP does stand for Most Valuable Player. There is also no rule stating that a player must actually play to receive votes or even win the award. I wouldn’t be shocked if he received a vote or two or even more myself, but I do think even receiving one MVP vote would be wrong.

I think many, many decades ago when writers came up with the term Most Valuable Player that they truly meant that term to mean the Best Player of the Year, which most times is probably the case anyway. However, I think that sometimes, and this year is the case, that people seem to take the word ‘valuable’ in the award’s title way too seriously. We all know that Manning is incredibly valuable to the Colts, but Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is having an all-time great year at his position and other NFL players are having fantastic years as well. So, let’s end the ridiculous talk about Peyton Manning as MVP.  

Momma's Don't Let Your Babies Root for the Cowboys

This is to the tune of Waylon & Willie's country music classic "Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys" ... it probably could have been better, but I didn't have too much time to perfect it. 

Momma's Don't Let Your Babies Root for the Cowboys

Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to trust.
You pick ‘em to win the division and then they’ll go bust.
Lonestar on their helmets and overrated QBs,
And each night you curse Romo’s name.
If you always root for them, and you don't die young,
You’ll prob'ly switch to the Saints.

Mamas, don't let your babies root for the Cowboys.
Don't let 'em bet on ‘em because they all suck.
Let 'em root for the Packers and Niners and Broncs.
Mamas don't let your babies root for the Cowboys.
'Cos they'll never win games and they don’t have brains.
Even they don’t give a fuck.

Cowboys like throwing interceptions and giving up touchdowns,
Icing their own kickers and losing to teams that play right.
Them that don't know them won't like them and them that do,
Sometimes will wish that they didn’t
They’re just wrong, and indifferent but their pride won't let them,
Do things to win the game tonight.

Mamas, don't let your babies root for the Cowboys.
Don't let 'em bet on ‘em because they all suck.
Make 'em root for the Texans and Dolphins and Buccs.
Mamas don't let your babies root for the Cowboys.
'Cos they'll never win games and they don’t have brains.
Even they don’t give a fuck.

Why I Hope the Lakers Don't Acquire Both Dwight Howard & Chris Paul ...

Reports came out late last night that the Los Angeles Lakers are pursuing the possibility of acquiring both all star center Dwight Howard and all star point guard Chris Paul via trade and they are willing to trade anybody and everybody that isn’t Kobe Bryant. 

Howard and Paul will be the two biggest free agents after the next season and because the Orlando Magic and New Orleans Hornets both don’t want the possibility of their stars leaving via free agency without anything in return there is a great chance that both could be moved before this season starts on Christmas. 

Acquiring both Howard and Paul would of course be a huge move for the Lakers and probably would make them the favorite this season, but I’m 100 percent against the Lakers doing this.

Why?

Because I’m sick of what appears to be the new movement in the NBA for a handful of teams to create “super teams.”

The Miami Heat started this before last season with LeBron James, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh and now it seems every team with the means and money wants to model themselves in the same fashion.  

Some people say “super teams” are great for the NBA. I, frankly, don’t understand how that can possibly be the case. If you create even just a handful of “super teams” or maybe not even that many you are basically going to have a league for a few years where those “super teams” will be the only teams capable of winning a championship and all other teams will basically be screwed. Multiple teams creating “super teams” dilutes the NBA and for that reason it’s obviously a bad thing for the sport.