Attention NASCAR fan of the other 11 Chase drivers that are not named Jimmie Johnson ... turn off your TV sets for the last six races of the Chase for the Championship. It's already locked up.
The combination of Jimmie Johnson and crew chief Chad Knaus are unbeatable. In fact, I can't think of a more dominating duo right now in all of sports. They are a Murderers Row all to themselves, Ruth and Gehrig, Montana and Rice.
They haven't even had a great year, in fact, they've had their worst year, only winning their second race of the year this past weekend in Kansas ... yet they are right there at the top, only four points behind current points leader and eventual loser Carl Edwards. Johnson Knaus, I've combined them into one robotic person, is a machine ... give up the nickname Albert Pujols ... it's rightfully theirs.
Edwards, Busch, other Busch, Harvick, Gordon, Keselowski, Stewart, Hamlin, Earnhardt, Newman and Kenseth don't even bother starting those engines at Homestead in November ... it's all for not.
Johnson has this clinched. Six in a row will be one of the most impressive things I've ever seen ... but God almighty I'm sick of it.
Thrilled to say my satire is likely not going to turn out true
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