1. Redskins QB Gus Frerotte got a concussion slamming his head against a wall in celebration
2. Cardinals kicker Bill Gramatica blows out knee celebrating field goal
3. Soccer player Alex Stepney breaks jaw from yelling too loudly
4. Celtics guard Tony Allen blew out knee dunking needlessly after the whistle
5. Padres outfielder Milton Bradley blows ACL arguing with an umpire
6. Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress shoots self in the leg with own gun
7. Angels first baseman Kendry Morales breaks leg celebrating game-winning grand slam
8. NASCAR champion Jimmie Johnson breaks wrist after falling off the top of a golf cart while clowning around
9. Tigers reliever Joel Zumaya gets arm inflammation from too much “Guitar Hero”
10. Cubs outfielder Sammy Sosa sprained ligaments in back sneezing
11. Jaguars kicker Chris Hanson cuts self with an axe in motivational speech
12. Orlando Brown receives serious eye injury when refs flag hits him in the eye
13. Suns guard Kevin Johnson dislocated his shoulder when Charles Barkley high-fived him too hard
14. Vince Coleman injured his leg when the tarp machine rolled over him
15. Padres pitcher Adam Eaton stabs self trying to open DVD with a knife
16. Marlins outfielder Chris Coghlan hurts knee creaming Wes Helms with shaving cream pie celebration
17. Red Sox third baseman Wade Boggs sprained muscles in back taking off cowboy boots
18. Tigers infielder Brandon Inge strains oblique picking up a pillow
19. Rockies infielder Clint Barmes broke collarbone falling while carrying deer meat
20. Braves pitcher Tom Glavine breaks rib vomiting up in-flight meal on plane
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